THE
BAD CHILD'S
BOOK OF
BEASTS
Verses by
H. BELLOC
Pictures by
B. T. B.
DUCKWORTH,
3 Henrietta Street, Covent Garden
3 Henrietta Street, Covent Garden
Child! do not throw this book about;
Refrain from the unholy pleasure
Of cutting all the pictures out!
Preserve it as your chiefest treasure.
Child, have you never heard it said
That you are heir to all the ages?
Why, then, your hands were never made
To tear these beautiful thick pages!
Your little hands were made to take
The better things and leave the worse ones.
They also may be used to shake
The Massive Paws of Elder Persons.
And when your prayers complete the day,
Darling, your little tiny hands
Were also made, I think, to pray
For men that lose their fairylands.
Refrain from the unholy pleasure
Of cutting all the pictures out!
Preserve it as your chiefest treasure.
Child, have you never heard it said
That you are heir to all the ages?
Why, then, your hands were never made
To tear these beautiful thick pages!
Your little hands were made to take
The better things and leave the worse ones.
They also may be used to shake
The Massive Paws of Elder Persons.
And when your prayers complete the day,
Darling, your little tiny hands
Were also made, I think, to pray
For men that lose their fairylands.
Made and Printed in Great Britain by The Camelot Press Limited, London and Southampton
DEDICATION
To
Master EVELYN BELL
Of Oxford
Evelyn Bell,
I love you well.
Master EVELYN BELL
Of Oxford
Evelyn Bell,
I love you well.
INTRODUCTION
I call you bad, my little child,
Upon the title page,
Because a manner rude and wild
Is common at your age.
The Moral of this priceless work
(If rightly understood)
Will make you—from a little Turk—
[158]Unnaturally good.
Do not as evil children do,
Who on the slightest grounds
Will imitate
Upon the title page,
Because a manner rude and wild
Is common at your age.
The Moral of this priceless work
(If rightly understood)
Will make you—from a little Turk—
[158]Unnaturally good.
Do not as evil children do,
Who on the slightest grounds
Will imitate
the Kangaroo,
With wild unmeaning bounds:
With wild unmeaning bounds:
Do not as children badly bred,
Who eat like little Hogs,
And when they have to go to bed
Will whine like Puppy Dogs:
Who take their manners from the Ape,
Their habits from the Bear,
Indulge the loud unseemly jape,
[160]And never brush their hair.
But so control your ac
Who eat like little Hogs,
And when they have to go to bed
Will whine like Puppy Dogs:
Who take their manners from the Ape,
Their habits from the Bear,
Indulge the loud unseemly jape,
[160]And never brush their hair.
But so control your ac
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